Three dudes, three judges (including a spot-on Sharon Osbourne by Amy Poehler) — one douchebag award. Who will win? Well, if I were judging, I would give it to Chris. As much as Jake is a 9 on the douche-o-meter, Chris is a major 10. How could he not be? For his talent, he "played ultimate frisbee while riding on a Segway while singing the music of Jamiroquai." Hands down winner! If I were teaching "The Semiotics of Douchebaggery" in graduate school, this video would be on the syllabus.