Even when he's not trying to be funny, Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte cracks us up. Like when he admitted that he pees in the Olympic pool during warmups. In this new video from Funny or Die, Ryan pokes fun at himself. He says, "The pool is the biggest and most expensive toilet, and it's all mine." Ryan goes on to assure kids that it's OK to pee in pools and to share his plans for a new book, titled Fifty Shades of Yellow. Watch Ryan show off his sense of humor and tell us, are you still crushing on Ryan?