Royal Wedding Condoms

Think of England While Using William and Kate Condoms

January 31, 2011

The British monarch released strict guidelines last year decreeing that all royal wedding souvenirs must be made in "good taste," so it's safe to say that these condoms break the rules. Released by "condoms of distinction" maker Crown Jewels, these commemorative love sheaths "combine the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be." Since they went on sale on Jan. 28, over 1,000 packages of three have been sold. But I sure hope the people who bought them read this fine print: "Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs."

11 Comments

2 years 5 weeks

yay just what everyone dreams of prince willy on ur willy seriously ~ grow up people

GregS 2 years 16 weeks

lol! Guess it's before your time (I'm older than dirt).Back in the late 60's to 70's you could get condoms that were commonly called French Ticklers that had various bumps and ridges to enhance her experience. They stated on the packaging and on the vending machines in men's bathrooms, usually at truck stops, that they were not for the prevention from pregnancy or disease. Sounds like these fall into that category.

GregS 2 years 16 weeks

lol! Guess it's before your time (I'm older than dirt). Back in the late 60's to 70's you could get condoms that were commonly called French Ticklers that had various bumps and ridges to enhance her experience. They stated on the packaging and on the vending machines in men's bathrooms, usually at truck stops, that they were not for the prevention from pregnancy or disease. Sounds like these fall into that category.

RoaringSilence 2 years 16 weeks

What the what? How hard would it have been to put some actual usable condoms in these?!Man it's like the UK doesn't already have a huge problem with unwanted pregnancies!

RoaringSilence 2 years 16 weeks

What the what? How hard would it have been to put some actual usable condoms in these?! Man it's like the UK doesn't already have a huge problem with unwanted pregnancies!

GregS 2 years 16 weeks

"novelty condoms have been sold since forever. You ever hear of French Ticklers?