Royal Wedding Condoms

Think of England While Using William and Kate Condoms

The British monarch released strict guidelines last year decreeing that all royal wedding souvenirs must be made in "good taste," so it's safe to say that these condoms break the rules. Released by "condoms of distinction" maker Crown Jewels, these commemorative love sheaths "combine the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be." Since they went on sale on Jan. 28, over 1,000 packages of three have been sold. But I sure hope the people who bought them read this fine print: "Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs."

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