by GiggleSugar 11

We meet again, Mike Rowe! And this time you're patronizing selling a figurine made by Precious Moments. It's sweet and all, but what I find most precious is the way you completely diminish the product's charm with your mention of cowlicks and Buckwheat and bickering children. How could anyone resist that kind of sales pitch? (And for the record, the residents of Who-ville were not called Who-ters! Think again.)