Rock of Love Presents: Stroller Derby

Rock of Love Presents: Stroller Derby

January 28, 2008

by GiggleSugar 3

In case you've been hiding under a rock like I have, the object of Rock of Love With Bret Michaels is to win a date with the front man of once-hot metal band Poison. The chicks competing for this thing are scary. Even scarier, though, are their opponents in this episode. The ladies of Rock of Love are supposed to prove their maternal instincts by protecting a baby-doll replica of Bret he calls "Baby Bret" during a roller-derby competition with the LA Derby Dolls. Wow — reality television gets weirder by the minute.

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3 Comments

POPSUGAR Home 5 years 16 weeks

This is horrible, but I (and actually a few of my other super smart lady friends) are addicted to this show. I mean, how can you resist when Brett says things like, "I'm looking to make a spiritual connection with a woman, and a woman who can lick chocolate mousse off her nipples is someone that I can make a profound spiritual connection with." Classic.

POPSUGAR Home 5 years 16 weeks

This is horrible, but I (and actually a few of my other super smart lady friends) are addicted to this show. I mean, how can you resist when Brett says things like, "I'm looking to make a spiritual connection with a woman, and a woman who can lick chocolate mousse off her nipples is someone that I can make a profound spiritual connection with."Classic.

psychotic_virus 5 years 16 weeks

oh man i seen he old show because nothing was on tv. it was very entertaining. I personally don't understand why women do that but hey anything to be on tv I guess. :lmao: i think he had cuter girls last season. no?