If you missed American Idol on Wednesday night, you missed the debut of Renaldo Lapuz. Anyone wearing a cape and a dead bird on his head was bound the catch the judges' attention, but Renaldo had something else up his sleeve: a friendly crush on Simon. So he sang his heart out to the scowling judge. The song was original, it brought Randy to his feet, it triggered the kook in Paula, and. . .it was all over the radio last night. Prepare yourselves.