Reality Television Cliche

"I'm Not Here to Make Friends"

It's the reality television cliché of the century, and this clip makes you wonder who said it first. Best variation: "I ain't here to make no friends." Runner up: "This isn't America's Next Top . . . Best Friend." Clever! Honestly, I think these folks say "I'm not here to make friends" as a preemptive strike against their radical charmlessness.