Real or Fake: Headlines of the Week 2009-12-13 06:00:45

News can get weird. Our Stranger Than Fiction feature covers a lot of it, but there's much more useless information to know. I've gathered some of this week's most bizarre headlines and mixed in some made-up ones. See if you can spot the real from the fake. (And don't forget to check out our roundup of the year in weird news!)