Ranking of US Cities by Penis Size

The 2010 Census: Hunt For the Most Endowed City

Leave it to the condom store Condomania to rank American cities by penis size. And how do they know? By using the most scientific data-gathering method ever: analyzing what size condoms men buy. Because surely men never buy up!

To be fair, Condomania is the only company to sell condoms in 76 sizes, so there men can buy a 72 instead of the king size XXXL. So America, here is your list.

  1. Dallas/Ft. Wort
  2. Philadelphia
  3. Detroit
  4. Los Angeles
  5. Denver
  6. Boston
  7. Columbus
  8. Indianapolis
  9. Miami
  10. Seattle

Get the top 10 below!

  1. Chicago
  2. St. Louis
  3. San Francisco
  4. Atlanta
  5. Portland
  6. Phoenix
  7. New York City
  8. San Diego
  9. Washington DC
  10. New Orleans

New Orleans, looks like you are America!

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