QVC Cracks Me Up

May 8, 2007

"Under 30 dollars" and "started out in the medical field" doesn't exactly convince me I need to get the Facial Flex Facial Exerciser & Toning Kit, but perhaps that's because I'm actually flexing my brain. I can't even get my lazy butt to exercise--I'm not going to start exercising my damn face. Ladies, get a life and quit listening to these fools!

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steph_liz 5 years

I actually work for QVC and we do have some wacky products but we also sell some great brands like Smashbox, Dana Buchman, Bare Escentuals...you should check it out sometimes, without laughing. And some of us can't afford "Real" diamonds so Diamonique is a great way to dress up an outfit. Don't judge until you've tried it. A company doesn't make 8 billion dollars from nothing.

steph_liz 5 years

I actually work for QVC and we do have some wacky products but we also sell some great brands like Smashbox, Dana Buchman, Bare Escentuals...you should check it out sometimes, without laughing.And some of us can't afford "Real" diamonds so Diamonique is a great way to dress up an outfit.Don't judge until you've tried it. A company doesn't make 8 billion dollars from nothing.

amisarcastic 6 years

there is something to facial excercise ! but certainly not this contraption; all this thing would do is stretch ones face which causes wrinkles. the trick is all in the way you sleep ( positioning ) moisturizer, facial massage. believe me IT WORKS! plus it is free & can be practiced literally anywhere.

amisarcastic 6 years

there is something to facial excercise ! but certainly not this contraption; all this thing would do is stretch ones face which causes wrinkles. the trick is all in the way you sleep ( positioning ) moisturizer, facial massage. believe me IT WORKS!plus it is free & can be practiced literally anywhere.

uacosj 6 years

Ill stick to moisturizer.

uacosj 6 years

Ill stick to moisturizer.

princess bttrcup 6 years

hahaha this is TOO funny! wonder how much these QVC people get paid to act?

kafarine-tin-tin 6 years

Wow. Lame with a capital L.

kafarine-tin-tin 6 years

Wow. Lame with a capital L.

junebrug 6 years

They do, colormesticky, my favorite part is how they measure it in "carats", like..."This is a goooorgeous ten carat ring!" I always scream at the TV "Carats of what?!" I don't believe glass has ever been measured in carats.

colormesticky 6 years

Don't they call that Diamonique, junebrug? :ROTFL:

junebrug 6 years

I love QVC! It's hilarious. I love the 100% natural, flawless, completely geuine, highest quality, faux diamonds. :)

dancediva0924 6 years

Lol. I have seen this numerous times.... pure silliness! lol

grl in the world 6 years

That's so funny! The woman demonstrating it looks like she's in pain! And the guy says you can do it while you are walking your dog, I would laugh so hard if I saw someone walking down the street with that thing in their mouth!!!

XDeexDeeX 6 years

I bet they paid some of those people to call in.lol. They do that sometimes. haha. But maybe it DOES work. Not very attractive though. lol

babyd 6 years

I find this hilarious. Over Christmas, they were selling those pens that light up. I just couldn't believe it, they made it sound like the most extraordinary thing that ever existed. I agree with colormesticky, they deserve an Oscar.

lemuse20 6 years

I'm annoying by those two nuts on the right that keep pointing to each other's faces. I'm not sure why they were pointing, there wasn't particulary anything good to look at.

colormesticky 6 years

No joke mandy. Those women are better actresses than some Oscar winners.

mandykw 6 years

Oy vey. I can't imagine being one of the sales woman on QVC. Having to pretend to be excited about all the crap they sell, and talking to all the weird people who call in to talk about the crap they bought. I don't think I could keep a straight face.

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