Product of the Day: "You Are a Douche" Cards

by GiggleSugar 18

Here's one way to make friends and influence enemies! According to the Douche Cards website, if you hand out this card to "the asshole in question," you'll avoid arguments or barroom brawls. And how is formally telling someone in writing that they're a douche going to do that exactly? Maybe I should try it out tonight at my local dive bar.