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Product of the Day: Wild Swan Strap-On Toy


The inflatable Wild Swan After Party favor, according to my friends Kosuke and Yuichi who were kind enough to translate the packaging for me, is suitable for ages 12 and up. We all agreed that this was ludicrous, given the uh, suggestive features of this dirty toy. First of all, it becomes engorged when a cylindrical capsule inside the flaccid cartoon swan is squeezed. Second of all, you affix it to your crotch. As you can see from the packaging, this is supposed to appeal to an audience of dirty old drunk men and....ballerinas. Uh huh. Right. My colleague Yum found it at Daiso in Serramonte, a store that otherwise sells normal Japanese goods. Highly recommended if you'd like to see what a "party ON your pants" looks like.




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