Product of the Day: Universal Bullsh*t Detector Watch


This thing is awesome. Press a button on the The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch and it gives out a big moo, then it creates a steaming dump, only to be topped with the loudest raspberry you ever heard. It doesn't so much detect bullshit as call it out--with flashing lights, no less. It's an accessory I can't live without.

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