Have inventors simply thrown up their hands and decided that all useful products have been invented, so why bother? That's the only thing that could explain how someone decided that there was a market for Squirrel Underpants. That's right, there's nothing in your eye, you read it correctly: Squirrel Underpants. "Each pair of tiny briefs has a three-inch waist," according to the website, "and is made of 100 percent cotton. The underpants squirrels prefer! Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils." Frogs? Really?
Click here to read moving testimonials like this one from Lydia, a concerned mother: "What am I supposed to say when Laura asks me why she has to wear underpants? These tiny Squirrel Underpants keep my daughter safe, they keep my family safe and they keep America safe. Thanks Squirrel Underpants!"