Among the many baffling things about the Magic Cone Disposable Urination Funnel for Women is why the website keeps saying that it's for "females." But more importantly---WHY WOULD I WANT TO PEE STANDING UP?! I mean, the thought has crossed my mind at disgusting rest stops, on camping trips, and while watching drunken men peeing in public while I have to wait to find a restroom--but not enough that I'm dying to pay for, carry around, and pee into a paper cup in the shape of a funnel. On the positive side, their promotional animation of a woman using the Magic Cone is priceless. I urge you to view it now.