Valentine's Day can suck for the single gal or guy. When everyone is all kissy face in the streets and you can't turn around without a box of heart-shaped candies shoved in your face, you may find yourself wanting to hide in your apartment eating junk food. To you I say, wear your single status with pride! You're not merely independent, following your bliss, or God forbid, "Quirky Alone" — you're with nobody, and you're proud! Am I right, am I right? Crickets . . .