Product of the Day: The Hawaii Chair

"You know Tamra," this here Hawaii Chair is as comfortable as an effing earthquake — but you're gonna get one anyway, cuz it's the newest piece of workout equipment that promises to take inches off of your waistline, without requiring any effort outta you. That's right, hanging onto the nearest stable object in a frantic attempt to keep yourself mounted requires very little — if any — exertion. And someone might slap a sexual harassment suit on you for getting your hula on at work, but at least you'll look slim and trim in court.