Man, if I thought that getting married meant I would never go out again, I don't think I could do it! It's probably not really true (married folks, is it?), but I guess people who market bachelorette party crapola bank on the cliché. In case it's true, I guess you'd need this last night out survival kit. Because on your last night of fun out as an unmarried person, you need a pecker surprise shot glass, pecker nose glasses, and a ball and chain that attaches to your stilettos, right?