Pretending to Fall Off Bridge, Man Actually Falls

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A Bloomington, MN, man is in stable condition in spite of falling off a bridge while pretending to fall. That's right: a 23-year-old man, after some drinking (surprise, surprise!), asked his friend to pull over to the emergency lane of a bridge over the Minnesota River so he could urinate.

He climbed over the ledge, looked over at his friend, and — while pretending to fall — actually fell. Police had to use a chair to retrieve the man 30 feet below the bridge since he was stuck in a marsh. Great to see tax dollars being put to good use!

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