And software that allows you to "resculpt your face" is even creepier. PortraitProfessional doesn't just take away zits, wrinkles, or unflattering shadows. It gives you a freakin' new face. According to their website, it's "the world's first touchup software that actually knows about human beauty." And guess what, your face ain't one example of that! (Thanks, guys!) What's the point of even taking a picture? See below for pics of "before when I looked like myself" and "after when I look like a totally different android person." The morbidly curious can see even more pics by clicking the above link.