Pets Distracting During Sex

Does Your Pet Interfere During Sex?

March 9, 2010

Considering how demanding, self-absorbed, and determined animals are, I suspect this is more of a problem than anyone lets on. So here's a chance to turn your pet in: does he want in on the action to the point of distraction?

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Autumns_Elegy 3 years 10 weeks

My pup would sometimes interfere but I started locking her outside. Now she just barks heaps and scares the daylights out of the both of us.

lilegwene 3 years 10 weeks

juicebox07 AND inlove23... just wow. That is disgusting.

inlove23 3 years 10 weeks

My dogs and cats will stare at us, or my chihuahua will sit on the pillow! Haha. One time she licked his member while I was giving him a bj. Talk about awkwardness!

Hiding55 3 years 10 weeks

My cats always jump on the bed during sex. Sometimes they just sit and judge us and other times they just want to lay down and go to sleep. It really isn't a bother. My golden retrievers bark and get all jealous whenever anyone hugs or cuddles. They are not allowed in the bedroom during sexy times and they don't object.

tlsgirl 3 years 10 weeks

No, but I lock him out of the room so he doesn't even have a chance.

curiositykat 3 years 10 weeks

During sex I sometimes get distracted by how cute my manfriend's cat is.

AlexisSF 3 years 10 weeks

that is the cutest pup i've ever seen!!!

juicebox07 3 years 10 weeks

Yes. My dog would always come over and try to lick us. Particularly our genitalia, which was freaky. We would just push him away. I don't have him anymore though. I just have my cat now, and she is no problem at all.

danakscully64 3 years 10 weeks

You have a pet pigeon? That's freakin' awesome. She's a cutie, just saw her page.

weffie 3 years 10 weeks

My pigeon definitely loves to land on someone's head or back at inopportune moments... I started putting her in her cage for sexy times but now I have to leave the lights off too because she watches, gets jealous (she thinks I'm her mate lol) then starts cooing and crying, it can be really distracting haha.Also, a friend of mine had a beagle who was obsessed with trying to lick my bum whenever I was on top... definitely had to put that one outside!

weffie 3 years 10 weeks

My pigeon definitely loves to land on someone's head or back at inopportune moments... I started putting her in her cage for sexy times but now I have to leave the lights off too because she watches, gets jealous (she thinks I'm her mate lol) then starts cooing and crying, it can be really distracting haha. Also, a friend of mine had a beagle who was obsessed with trying to lick my bum whenever I was on top... definitely had to put that one outside!

spacekatgal 3 years 10 weeks

I like how he uses his body as a battering ram against the door.

Spacekatdude 3 years 10 weeks

We love our fuzzy-faced pooch, but there are definitely times when his insatiable need for attention is just annoying. He will whimper, staring at us longingly through the French doors between the bedroom and living room, sadly pawing at the glass. At that point, I scoop him up, put him in the dog carrier and whisk him away to the car. Outside. Where we can't see or hear him. And then it's SKD and SKG playtime!

Spacekatdude 3 years 10 weeks

bribella27 3 years 10 weeks

The first couple of times my boyfriend and I were making it after we brought home our dog he would jump up on the bed and start licking our faces, talk about distracting. But somehow he figured out on his own that this is a time where he is not included and he just lies by the bed until we're finished. :)

danakscully64 3 years 10 weeks

No, I wouldn't say interfere, but my current dog (in my avatar) has come in to watch before, had to command her out of the room. When my guy and I first started dating, I had a small, old, rescue dog. To avoid being heard by my parents who were in the next room, we moved to the floor. The dog, Chewy, had his bed on the floor and sometimes he would growl at our feet when we got to close. He was just warning us to give him space, he didn't go out of his way to growl. Memories I will never forget, I miss that dog.

3 years 10 weeks

One time, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job on our bed and my cat decided to jump on the bed and stand on my back.

spacekatgal 3 years 10 weeks

Haha, Yes!!! Crash is just the worst at this!!! SKD and I have occasionally boarded our little puppy to have a weekend of Crash-free sex, because he will pound at the door wanting in. It's not just that he will annoy us and want attention during sex. One time, I bought a $100 vibrator made of soft plastic. SKD walked into the bedroom when we got home, and Crash had chewed it to pieces, and was rolling around in the pieces on the bed.

spacekatgal 3 years 10 weeks

Haha, Yes!!! Crash is just the worst at this!!!SKD and I have occasionally boarded our little puppy to have a weekend of Crash-free sex, because he will pound at the door wanting in. It's not just that he will annoy us and want attention during sex. One time, I bought a $100 vibrator made of soft plastic. SKD walked into the bedroom when we got home, and Crash had chewed it to pieces, and was rolling around in the pieces on the bed.

kismekate 3 years 10 weeks

It's not so much that the pup has physically interfered, but once we got a new puppy, we find ourselves spending a lot less time in bed..especially in the mornings (my favorite time!). A new puppy is like a new baby! I can't wait until we're out of this puppy phase and we can get back on schedule!

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