Some parents have trouble getting their kids to eat and this is probably why. If I were an impressionable young child and overheard my food sing about having a kegger and trashing the inside of me, I wouldn't touch my carrots either. Children's TV is so wacked out these days. Case in point: The long-limbed green dude looks like he's gonna "smack 'dat ass" in the beginning. No joke. Watch his entrance.