Pantalaine Plural Clothing

Website of the Day: Pantalaine, Provisioners of America's Finest Plural Clothing

I so want to believe that Pantalaine really has been "Provisioners of America's Finest Plural Clothing" since 1950, but something tells me that they are just getting their jollies making fun of the unfortunately real Slankets and Snuggies out there. Having said that, I kind of like the idea of mutated accessories and clothing that encourages interaction with our fellow humans. Want to know what I'm talking about? Then, read more

Just take a look at the awesome plural clothes in the gallery below. Feeling distant from your mate? Skip couples counseling and instead throw on the hug jacket. Get closer to a friend with handholding mittens. Become one with a book, even, with the mittens book jacket! Oh, Pantalaine. I can't wait until your online store is up and running.