Out of Control Kid

Children have many wonderful qualities — they're cute, uninhibited, energetic, imaginative, loving, and so on — so it comes as no surprise that I sometimes get the itch for one. But then I witness the following happen in the cereal aisle of the grocery store or in front of the candy display at the movie theater and my nagging itch promptly disappears. No scratch necessary. (Thanks, eBaum's World!)