Old MacCrazy Had a Farm...

E-I-E-I-Oh, geez. This is quite a treat, my friends. First off, who wears white-on-white? And doesn't just wear it, but cuts off the circulation in her thighs with it? And we don't just have to see the mess she's made of herself, but are forced to hear her botch a beloved childhood nursery rhyme. Better buckle up folks, because this is one barnyard bonanza gone cock-a-doodle-doo!