Obama vs. McCain: The Danceoff! This video is so awesome, I weep in celebration of it! Forget all the negative rhetoric, name-calling, or Joe the Plumber shoutouts in this endless election year. There's only one way to settle this Obama vs. McCain thing. A duel? Nah. An old-fashioned danceoff — real man style. (Bonus: McCain's new campaign slogan, and Sarah Palin's surprise visit.) I am seriously wiping tears from my face as I type this . . .