Now Time For Some "Serious" Reporting...

First of all, the name "Kitty Purdue" speaks for itself. But the ditz decides to open her mouth anyway and instead of reporting worthwhile news or a play-by-play recap of the game in progress, Kitty checks out the teenage singles scene, invites herself to partake in everyone's late-night party plans and offers alcohol to a minor--all done with a mic in her hand...which will be a fair trade for the cuffs in her future.