In Touch Weekly got a hold of an obnoxious email invitation from Nicole Richie to friends for a Memorial Day weekend get together. She invites her friends to "celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer" and to "glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans." The crowning touch? "No girls over 100 pounds allowed in." Wow. I'm as guilty as the next gal of enjoying fun, sun, barbeque and booze with only an afterthought to what Memorial Day means...but I'm not proud of it! Thanks for making me feel better about myself, Nicole!