Newspaper Editorial Argues That "College Really Isn't Necessary" For Women

Dumbass of the Day

February 8, 2008

by GiggleSugar 36

If you're gonna talk the talk, you better walk the walk (or plank!) sister. Ladies, behold our weakest link . . .

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2 years 27 weeks

this shit is really pointless.. the one who wrote this has no life

ali321 3 years 26 weeks

I mean it kind of does seem like a high school article or at least college. Just look at her picture. But while I agree that not everyone neeeeds to go to college, I do not agree with those reasons. And it's definitely a good idea.

tayrose 3 years 26 weeks

Wow, this girl is STUPID!

3 years 26 weeks

lynzee was my best friend, and no she's not kidding. this was for our high school news paper.

hecfactor11 4 years 44 weeks

listen woman, go make me a sandwich, because apparently that's all you're good for. I'd love to have a college-educated wife, thank you very much.

Nikitainthesection 5 years 2 weeks

Speechless!

JennyJen 5 years 3 weeks

This girl's editor should be fired!

lushylashes 5 years 3 weeks

This seriously cannot be in a real newspaper. It must be a joke.

ladychaos 5 years 3 weeks

...and what self-respecting newspaper hires a girl who is gramatically-incorrect and doesn't have a degree or experience outside of high school journalism. After all, the myspace page I saw stated that she was 18...

kraken 5 years 4 weeks

I just lost my faith in the human species.

xywrongnumberyx 5 years 4 weeks

to the person who said this was likea middle school article, actually, i'm in middle school and i cud write wayy better than that.

pink-elephant 5 years 4 weeks

SAD!

bibelot 5 years 4 weeks

Yeesh. She REALLY needs to go get a Bachelors in English. Otherwise the grammar police should lock her up!

sunsmuckers 5 years 4 weeks

W-O-W

Astro_nerd 5 years 5 weeks

No way man. This can not be a real article. HOW THE HELL would this woman have become a reporter for an actual newspaper??? If she is real, she needs to have a few books thrown at her head. After all the millions of years it has taken us to be seen as sort-of-equals, along comes Miss Pro-Dumb, and stuffs it all up again!! Thanks a lot lady! :MOB:

halochick 5 years 5 weeks

Wow! I think this is a joke. If not, someone needs to convince Lynzee to go to college.

DVLWMN 5 years 6 weeks

Unfortunately my sisters...she will breed. She won't even pass on her limited comprehension of reality to her offspring 'cuz they too, will be raised by the cartoon network - which by their time will be dumbed down even further - so face it: she's the best of the line she will spawn. Maybe she'll have lots of residuals from her appearances in the Girls Gone Wild Video Library.....SPRINGER! SPRINGER! SPRINGER!

catixavi 5 years 7 weeks

I thinks this is a joke, c'mon you guys! This can't be true...

purpleisafruit 5 years 8 weeks

It's any wonder "Lynzee" wrote such a crappy article, "becasue" look, she can't even spell her own name properly. :oy:

The City Girl 5 years 14 weeks

There always have been and always will be dumbasses. But how many people gave this article the "OK" before it hit the presses? Seriously, how was this incoherent craziness printed? I guess I'll just tell myself that it's an ironic joke. . .

Green 5 years 14 weeks

who wrote this? Geez

x_juicyfruit 5 years 15 weeks

Wow, lmao.

littlemissme 5 years 15 weeks

:JAWDROP: This can't be for real??? How in the world did she get a job as a reporter :?

Anonymous1572 5 years 15 weeks

1. Lynzee Stauss is totally a real person: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=171393258 2. See also: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=95443964 [Scroll down and look at the photo / text directly below the player. It is obviously the same airhead in the photo in the "article" shown above.]

sweetpeabrina 5 years 15 weeks

:rotfl: This reads like a middle school newspaper!

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