Neglected Middle Child Has Webcam Syndrome

He's not funny or talented, so why is he wasting our precious internet time? Cuz he's probably "that" kid. You know, the one who never got enough attention from his parents, so he always positioned himself front and center when company was over to perform an off-the-cuff dance routine or jump into some half-ass splits. You know who I'm talking about. Yeah, he got a webcam.