Need A Date For Friday Night? Inquire Within.
by GiggleSugar 5
The following facial ninja happens to be dateless too. Go figure. He's tall, pale and lucky his face never got permanently stuck that way. He's seeking a female partner to practice a few new "skills" on and has indicated a strong preference for cheerleaders, like Stephanie, with performance ready, twitch-happy facial expressions. So if you want this hot bachelor, then ladies- it's time to get your game face on.
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