by CitizenSugar 7

Okay, buttons are nice, lawn signs are rad, but these? Well, these are like those, but noisier. Barackas. Yes, that's right. Maracas, but Barack-ified. At just $12 for a pair, I'd be sold by the bargain, but the reasons to buy listed on the site put it over the top:

• They're a lot cooler than a McCane
• Put a little raucous in your caucus

Brilliant. I'm sold.