This here muscle man can't help but compliment himself on his 56-inch pecs and 20-inch neck. But as he's talking to himself about himself, while cupping his moobs and yanking his nips, I can't help but wonder what our friend is overcompensating for — maybe that mullet he's sporting up top? Nah, that's a big mistake and our friend sweats the small stuff. Ewwww factor? 10.