You've already elfed yourself, so how can you waste away another day at work? Send monk-e-mails to coworkers, friends, and you can even go bananas on your boss, if you dare. Once you choose your chimp, don't be surprised if he or she starts talking back at you. Once you play dress-up and add your own audio greeting, you're ready to send. I monkeyed around with some of the pre-recorded greetings and mischievously mailed "butt kisser" monk-e-mails to a few of my very deserving coworkers.
And speaking of butt kissers, I must admit that I'm posting this with you in mind, bluejeanie! You want a monkey in a hat? Make your own and send it to me!