Missing Hikers Hold Out Hope For TV Movie

The Onion's parodies are funniest when they come dangerously close to the truth, like this "news" story about four stranded hikers who we can only hope make it out alive — to see the made-for-TV movie they'll surely inspire. As the reporter breathlessly considers the possibility of casting Christian Bale, a future of insta-TV-movies doesn't seem too far off.


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