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Million Dollar Pubes


Million Dollar Pubes is such a bizarre money-making scheme I don't know whether to laugh, cry or marvel at the sheer ridiculousness of it. Some chick is selling her pubes for $200 a piece online. Her goal? A million bucks. Each purchase allows the buyer dumbass to place an ad on her site, which is essentially just a shot of someone's crotch, dotted with little images of Che Guevara, a Valentine's heart that asks "Marry Me," etc. Wake me when the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse come galloping by. It's sooner than you think. (Thanks, Geek!) read more

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