Today is Michael Fassbender's birthday! And despite Michael's humble assertion that it's purely his celebrity status that attracts women, I have a hard time believing that any woman (or man) could resist the hot Irish-German actor's sex appeal, famous or not. (And don't get me started on the full-frontal scene in Shame.) There are many, many reasons why Michael Fassbender is a grade-A stud muffin, including his talent, looks, and sense of humor. But let's explore what it is about him that really reels you in, that je ne sais quoi, using GIFs from his various films and interviews to illustrate. We'll be over here fanning ourselves.
Always Draw Attention to Your Mouth
Don't Rush Things
Know How to Buy Lingerie
Leave Her Wanting More
Give the "Look" Whenever Possible
Like on public transportation.
Or during breakfast.
Or just whenever.
Touch Your Face
Give the Lady What She Wants
When You're Eating, Make This Face:
Find Unexpected Moments to Steal a Kiss
Try Something New
Say Things Like This:
Stay in Bed in the Morning
And do this:
Be a Little Silly
I mean . . .
If You Must Smoke, Do It Like This:
Don't Underestimate a Good Compliment
Look Your Best on a Date
Boxer Briefs Are Always a Good Idea
This Is How You Take Off a Tie:
Learn How to Make a Mean Cocktail
Be Shirtless Whenever Possible
Like when you're making breakfast.
Or wielding a weapon.
Grow a Manly, Full Beard Every Once in a WhileSource: BBC
Use This as a Pickup Line:
Show Your Vulnerable Side
A few tears go a long way.
Laugh a Lot
Even when people call you a handsome shark.
They're just jealous.