Men Enhance Their Packages With Padded Jeans

October 14, 2009

We've seen the man girdle, the murse, mancealer, and manty hose. Now we can add padded jeans to the list of products that make men the new women.

Body by Calvin Klein Jeans are pants that offer a "body-defining fit for an enhanced profile." How do they do this? With a padded fly area of course!

So now every time my eyes are drawn to a man's "bulge" I'll have to wonder if it's real!

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CorkinCokeACola 3 years 29 weeks

Never mind, I clicked on the link. I feel stupid now.

CorkinCokeACola 3 years 30 weeks

Make the period a question mark.

CorkinCokeACola 3 years 30 weeks

. I agree with spacekatgal, equality for the win. What is a manty horse.

Girl101 3 years 31 weeks

I tend to agree that most straight guys don't wear tight jeans and I don't check out a guys package. But I do wear wonder bras and try to enhance my appearance, probably more for my own self esteem than to attract a man, as I am married, so if I can do it for myself why not the guys.

busybeegal 3 years 31 weeks

I completely agree with mix tape and Chouette4u. I can honestly say I have NEVER checked out a guy's crotch area. Not that I'm bragging about it or anything, just saying.

starlotus713 3 years 31 weeks

I say more power to the guy if he wants to wear these...I don't go out of the house without my push up bras with the gel or water inserts!

spacekatgal 3 years 31 weeks

More than seven inches sounds painful, not awesome. To me, at least. It depends on the thickness, mostly.

sugajen 3 years 31 weeks

I disagree. Boobs are not equated to a mans junk. Yes, they both have sexual value but one has way more.... Has a straight man ever been not able to get off because of the size of a woman's boobs.

hypnoticmix 3 years 31 weeks

I'm just gonna lay it on the line ladies. I'm Gay and I've seen my share over the past 25yrs and any man IMO that would feel the need to wear padded jeans as opposed to simply wearing fitted jeans is most likely under 7". Now if it looks enormous through his jeans then it's probably some smart ass that's above average who's full of him self.

Chouette4u 3 years 31 weeks

ITA, mix tape. I definitely don't check out a man's bulge like guys like to oogle women's breasts.

mix tape 3 years 31 weeks

I don't know about you girls, but I don't really look down there. Most guys don't wear jeans that show the size of the "package" and even if they did, I really am more focused on his face or arms... maybe abs if the shirt is off.

Frenched 3 years 31 weeks

Hey, if women can "falsely advertise" (as my husband likes to call push-up bras) I don't see why men can't do the same. Whatever boosts up their confidence.

Chrstne 3 years 31 weeks

On another note, this is false advertising ;) I know women do it too, with Wonder Bra and all that, but still. I'm all for equality, but I am more for people being happy with who they are, without having to stuff socks in their bra, or pad their jeans.

Chrstne 3 years 31 weeks

Haha, spacekatgal! Every guy I have ever known who wears tight jeans is gay. All the straight guys I know always say they buy pants at least an inch or something bigger than they need so they get extra room in the crotch area. My boyfriend even refuses to buy jeans from anywhere but Hollister because to him, other brands make jeans that are way too tight in that area. It's funny how women always say "these jeans make me look fat", and guys say "these jeans make me look gay".

spacekatgal 3 years 31 weeks

I don't know, Tres. If a guy is wearing jeans tight enough to show it off, I always assume that he's gay. I think most straight guys don't like tight jeans. It's hard to take your eyes off that photo, though. If gals can wear push up bras, I am all for this! Equality, baby!

spacekatgal 3 years 31 weeks

Link Love

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