The Melinda Doolittle School Of Humility

Melinda Doolittle is an American Idol fave because she's got tons of talent, and not just in the singing department. Apparently, those post-performance puppy dog eyes and adorably grateful shoulder shrugs took years of training to perfect. And now, by enrolling in The Melinda Doolittle School of Humility, you can slay your inner bitch, too! (Perhaps Simon should enroll?)