For those of you who think pop culture is progressively going to shite, let me remind you of a time when a man named Meat Loaf had worldwide appeal. The dude proudly wore tunics and sported an overgrown mullet — what was possibly his appeal? Then there was the Grammy award-winning song in which he triumphantly contradicted himself by proclaiming, "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)." Do what? He wouldn't do what?! Meat Loaf slipped into obscurity before we could weasel an answer out of him, so we'll just have to make an educated guess.