Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"

He Would Do Anything For Love (But He Won't Do What?)

January 12, 2008

by GiggleSugar 7

For those of you who think pop culture is progressively going to shite, let me remind you of a time when a man named Meat Loaf had worldwide appeal. The dude proudly wore tunics and sported an overgrown mullet — what was possibly his appeal? Then there was the Grammy award-winning song in which he triumphantly contradicted himself by proclaiming, "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)." Do what? He wouldn't do what?! Meat Loaf slipped into obscurity before we could weasel an answer out of him, so we'll just have to make an educated guess.

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7 Comments

antenna 5 years 17 weeks

I don't know why, but I always thought he meant go down on her...

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SpookshowBaby 5 years 18 weeks

He won't cheat! That's what the song means. He'll never be unfaithful. "Sooner or later, you'll be screwin' around." "I won't do that." It's right there in the song. :)

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SpookshowBaby 5 years 18 weeks

He won't cheat! That's what the song means. He'll never be unfaithful."Sooner or later, you'll be screwin' around.""I won't do that."It's right there in the song. :)

miss-britt 5 years 18 weeks

i picked scientology but i think he won't cut his hair and join jenny craig. <-- is that mean?

miss-britt 5 years 18 weeks

i picked scientology but i think he won't cut his hair and join jenny craig. <-- is that mean?

sweetpeabrina 5 years 18 weeks

sigh. to be 13 again.

sweetpeabrina 5 years 18 weeks

sigh. to be 13 again.