Manllow: Edward Cullen Pillow

World Ends Not With a Bang, but an Edward Cullen Pillow

The trend began with the Lonely Woman Pillow in 2006, and it will end (everything must end, right?) with the Edward Cullen Manllow. Get it? Man plus pillow equals Manllow. I would have gone with the Vow (vampire plus pillow).

Onto the fluff at hand. The Manllow was available on Etsy, but between the Internet catching on and the unthinkable power of a Robert Pattinson face screen, it is fresh out. Wondering who the face-down pillow that looks like it lost some feathers is? Jacob.