We Have Definitive Proof That Malfoy and Hermione Were Doing It

Romeo and Juliet, Cathy and Heathcliff, Jack and Rose. These star-crossed lovers don't have anything on the greatest untold love story of them all: Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. You may have thought that Hogwarts's baddest witch was head over heels for her redheaded BFF, but that's just because you weren't paying close enough attention to what was happening behind closed castle doors. When you thought Hermione was at the library studying spells and ancient runes, we're pretty sure she was sneaking up to the owlery for a snog with Harry Potter's sworn enemy. And when Draco was supposedly down in the dungeons boasting about his daddy's money and his impressive broomstick? Yeah, he was definitely getting it on with Granger in the Room of Requirement — which probably was a pretty sweet setup for a session between the sheets. Don't believe us? We have proof.

From the very start, she cast a spell on him.
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From the very start, she cast a spell on him.

And even though they weren't supposed to, they had a connection.
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And even though they weren't supposed to, they had a connection.

Everyone could see it.
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Everyone could see it.

But house loyalty and outside forces pulled them in different directions.
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But house loyalty and outside forces pulled them in different directions.

Which only made their secret relationship hotter.
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Which only made their secret relationship hotter.

They could barely handle it at times . . .
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They could barely handle it at times . . .

Every now and then they even managed to do "normal couple" stuff.
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Every now and then they even managed to do "normal couple" stuff.

That's a look of love if we've ever seen one.
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That's a look of love if we've ever seen one.

But the divide was always there. She would always be a lion, he a serpent.
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But the divide was always there. She would always be a lion, he a serpent.

The sexual tension was so palpable you could almost taste it.
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The sexual tension was so palpable you could almost taste it.

When it was good, it was so good.
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When it was good, it was so good.

Like, SO GOOD.
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Like, SO GOOD.

Seriously. Forbidden love = so steamy.
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Seriously. Forbidden love = so steamy.

They loved each other, but was it enough?
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They loved each other, but was it enough?

Even during their darkest times . . .
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Even during their darkest times . . .

. . . she was always on his mind.
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. . . she was always on his mind.

And he never truly left hers . . .
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And he never truly left hers . . .

But they were always at the same impasse.
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But they were always at the same impasse.

Much like a Gryffindor and Slytherin who came before them, things weren't meant to be . . .
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Much like a Gryffindor and Slytherin who came before them, things weren't meant to be . . .

But they'd treasure one another . . . always.
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But they'd treasure one another . . . always.