A Lohan Christmas?

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I'm not too sure I'm comfortable with the idea of a "Lohan Christmas." Does this involve vodka in water bottles, tanorexia, and shopaholism? Well, let's be fair to little Ali Lohan, who was a mere twelve years old here last year when this album came out. Let's hope she doesn't succumb to the Spears family curse, although her come-hither glances and the lecherous reindeer and snowman in this video don't give me much hope.

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