Little Beauties: Ultimate Kiddie Queen Showdown

Brace Yourself: Lil Pageant Queens

November 28, 2007

They know how to bat those false eyelashes, smile real pretty, pose for the camera, and strut in a bathing suit. They're pageant queens and they're only six. VH1's Little Beauties: Ultimate Kiddie Queen Showdown follows four girls (and their hypercritical stage mothers) through the preparatory process and behind-the-scenes emotions leading up to the crowning of one ~~cutie~~ "ultimate beauty." The take-home lesson? There's no such thing as natural beauty. That's why there's Aqua Net.

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3 years 7 weeks

Joanna Is Stunning! I Think Aleena Shouldnt Be In Pageants She Doesnt Have The Beauty And Poise Like All The Other Girls! Go Joanna! Story And Jordyn Are Also My Favourites! x

3 years 35 weeks

are you people negative like this all the time? this is just a video of children having fun

pinupsweetheart 5 years 24 weeks

I agree with EkDkDk1. All the moms look mostly overweight with bad hair, bad clothes, bad makeup. Do they spend all their money on making their little girls look like real Skipper Dolls? Seriously? The crowns are two sizes bigger than their head!!!

cottonpoots 5 years 24 weeks

I would never do this to my children, no matter what. Scarred for life!

ekdkdk1 5 years 25 weeks

Those mom's are almost all overweight, talk about living vicariously through those poor kids. And, I am sorry, but they don't look real, I would much rather see a cute makeup less kid then those girls.

ronja 5 years 25 weeks

This is horrible. And sad.

uacosj 5 years 25 weeks

so much orange!

nancita 5 years 25 weeks

Wow. It does feel so wrong. Is it just me, or does "flipper" sound a bit too much like "fluffer"?

SweetDream 5 years 25 weeks

Why is this legal? Honestly, I have never worn so much make up in my life and I'm in university not preschool! It is so sad that these horrible parents make their daughters feel that the only way they will be beautiful and loved is if they wear tons of make up frilly dresses, lil bikinis and fake tans. I hope those parents do not become surprised if some of those kids develop eating disorders and depression. And I definately agree that the moms are living through their daughters!

Amity A 5 years 25 weeks

So sad

KiDoE 5 years 25 weeks

:( i felt like a perv watching this. "she can still roll!!!!!!!!!!!" please dont post KIDDIE stuff anymore :(

JustineyBoBeeny 5 years 25 weeks

Sick, sick, sick. Absolutely sickening. That last mom actually was speaking as if she had won, and not her daughter. The only enjoyment those girls get out of doing those things is seeing their crazy-ass mom's smile.

ChestyLaRue 5 years 25 weeks

They look like Polly Pocket dolls. Nuff said

lickety split 5 years 25 weeks

my girls have wanted to enter one of these for a long time. wow, i thought little miss sunshine was a joke. the girls look so freakish. i won't even let my girls wear lip gloss because it's such a mess. fake lashes, fake tan, fake teeth. maybe the title should be "ultimate costume".

Martini Rossi 5 years 25 weeks

r all pageant moms overweight? is that a requirement?

GothSugar 5 years 25 weeks

Not funny..more like sickening..notice how their moms are all overweight and more excited then the girls themselves...sad..that's all I have to say.

anaisethenry 5 years 25 weeks

:rotfl:Sorry, I counted wrong...

Jennipoo 5 years 25 weeks

so wrong. so very very wrong. remember in little miss sunshine... the pedophile in the audience... yea....

Bookish 5 years 25 weeks

Way to go, pageant moms, for making Barbie dolls of your daughters and teaching them that artificially altered beauty is more important than brains. Or kindness. Or talent. I agree with Nadia- these moms all look like they need a little more exercise. Living through your daughter, much? It's disgusting.

UrbanBohemian 5 years 25 weeks

Why do parents do this to their kids? What kind of values does this instill kids with in life? Sheesh!

sweetpeabrina 5 years 25 weeks

They look like little porcelain dolls. And I don't mean that in a good way. Think about someone wearing that much make up at 50 years old! Anyway - it's just another way for parents to show off their children. I guess everyone wants their child to be more special than anyone elses. :oy:

NadiaPotter 5 years 25 weeks

so horrible!!! I mean, I don't mean to offend, but all their moms looks like they need a makeover (and a diet, and a exercise routine...) and here we come again: treat girls like GIRLS!! little girls, not barbies, so horrible...

misslarue 5 years 25 weeks

So wrong....

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