Stephen Colbert decided to interview the people who have more to do with US laws than Congress — lobbyists.

In the first segment of his infinite-part series "Better Know a Lobbyist" Stephen asks a prominent lobbyist for homosexual rights: "So, if I use birth control, you're saying that makes me gay?" Stephen's satire hilariously cuts through many of the arguments against gay marriage. Regardless of your stance on the issue, I'm sure you'll have a few laughs.