Betsy Ross Perot
Though her large, protruding lobes were the object of many a lustful suitor, three husbands, and countless other lovers, it was her clever needlework and business acumen that would melt the hearts of America's founding fathers. Known as the Quaker State's fastest, richest Quaker, Ms. Perot tried to run for president, but she realized that she was better at sewing national treasures instead.
The Real Deal: Love the American flag? Of course you do! Credit seamstress Betsy Ross for creating the first version (at least that's how the story goes, anyway).