Lady Gaga's "You and I" Music Video

by Tara Block 3

Before Lady Gaga dropped her new music video for "Yoü and I" today, she tweeted, "Beware of strange oddities. The more he tries to fix me, the more magical I become." Strange, indeed. Between two of her alter egos making appearances in the video — Jo Calderone, an Italian male auto mechanic, and Yuyi the mermaid — I'm just waiting for Lady Gaga: The Movie, starring Lady Gaga in all the roles. Besides the obvious question of how does making out with yourself work (Lady G has a pretty steamy scene with "Jo"), after watching the video I'm left wondering how mermaid sex is possible . . . any ideas?

Watch the video for yourself, and let me know if you have any answers.