I like coffee. I like cats. But . . . filter my coffee beans through the intestinal tract of a cat? Hells no! A cup of this joe, loosely known as "cat poop coffee," is considered an exotic delicacy. A Michigan man bought three pounds of expensive cat poop coffee beans and donated them to charity on the assumption that folks will overpay to give the brew a tasting. (Let's note that the man hasn't even tasted the beans himself, uh-huh.) So I want to know: Would you pay to taste test a cup?