If Kids Ruled The World...

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...all things would be the same? Only, instead of late night partying and early morning hangovers keeping us from work, Blues Clues would be the dirty culprit. Such a bad influence, that punk of a pup. Tell me, what respectable dog dyes his hair blue anyway?

DEARSUGAR NEEDS YOUR HELP: No Thank You!
DEARSUGAR NEEDS YOUR HELP: No Thank You!
Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Omigod! Shoes.