Julian Assange's OK Cupid Profile

Playing Julian Assange's Matchmaker

Yesterday international mischief maker (aka WikiLeaks founder) Julian Assange's alleged OKCupid dating profile was unleashed to the Internet. He hasn't used it since 2006, but back then he was looking for a co-conspirator in criminal activity. I don't know if he's still looking, but I have the perfect match for him: femme fatale and failed Russian spy Anna Chapman. Let's see how they stack up.



Julian: Wants "women from countries that have sustained political turmoil."

Anna: √



Julian: Seeking a siren for "occasional international conspiracy."

Anna: √



Julian: Interests are "changing the world through passion, inspiration, and trickery."

Anna: √


Julian: Favorite books, movies, music, and food are "anything but Russian."



Oh well, no match is perfect!

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